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Jul 25, 2014

I just want someone to sleep next to

Jul 25, 2014 / 634,475 notes

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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fullten:

iampunkassbetch:

You know what to do, internet.

News story about him here
Jul 23, 2014 / 2,027 notes

fullten:

iampunkassbetch:

You know what to do, internet.

News story about him here

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Jul 23, 2014 / 136,935 notes

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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Jul 23, 2014 / 46,338 notes

aliassmith:

everybodyilovedies:

this movie’s gonna be fucking amazing i’m so excited.

this is the greatest thing. right alongside ewan mcgregor imitating the noise of his lightsaber during the filming of phantom menace. THE VERY GREATEST THING.

(via ballpointpun)

Jul 23, 2014 / 667,074 notes

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

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Jul 23, 2014 / 292 notes

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Jul 23, 2014 / 277,876 notes
  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-
Jul 23, 2014 / 2,758 notes

toenail-fister:

Boys need body positivity too, so I’m here to tell the boys that need it that you look fucking awesome today. And have a nice fucking day because you fucking deserve it.

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Jul 23, 2014 / 185,686 notes

firelordwael:

roisinlikesbooks:

Sometimes I am really really ok with the fact that Disney owns Marvel

BUt LIKE. IS THAT A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE.

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